MANGOS AND SHIT

cynical Anecdotes of 4 roommates, 1 cat, and the shit that happens.

WHAT CAT DOESNT EAT FISH?!?!....... I will take a picture next time.

  • Me: *yawn yawn walking from my room, and I see the cat. on the rim of the fish tank. leaning in* AGH! OH MY GOD!. CRAZYCATROOMMATES NAME HERE! SHE'S on the fish tank again!!! ARE YOU WATCHING HER????
  • crazycatroommate: no.
  • Me: YOU should be! if you dont, she's going to eat the fish, and roommate and roommate are going to kill you!!!!!
  • crazycatroommate: pff, she's not going to eat the fish....
  • Me: *?!?!??!?!???!??!?!??!!?!!*
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I guess I am immune to the smell since I grew up with cats at home…

—THAT SOUNDS LIKE the worst super power you could possibly get.